Author: Michele

EPISODE 15: “There’s No Zen in Resentment” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: Well, well, well friends… it’s finally over. Huge congrats to our WINNERS of THE VALLEY, s2: Good God, what a ride. Let’s start with…

EPISODE 14: “Making Up Is Hard To Do” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: The penultimate episode has arrived; thank god this shit show is nearly over. She-who-must-not-be-named is continuing to send shockwaves through The Valley. As…

EPISODE 13: “The Cruise From Hell” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: My oh my. Here I was celebrating that I had just one week of scoring left… only to be hit with the fact there are…

EPISODE 12: “Will You Maui Me?” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: Congratulations! This was the last game of the regular season! Only 4 teams from each league will advance to next week’s semifinals. Overall, this was…

EPISODE 11: “El Coyote Ugly” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: First and foremost, I’m starting a petition to rename “Karen’s”, “Janet’s“. The girl is simply miserable and is ironically the only one keeping the rumors about…

EPISODE 10: “You’ve Been Served” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: This was -by far- the most difficult episode for me to watch twice. Jax is infuriating. I would have docked him 50% of his points for…

EPISODE 9: “When One Door Forecloses” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: I wish all of you could have seen the look on my husband’s face watching Zack get Botox injected into his ballsack. I will forever…

EPISODE 8: “The Biggest Snake in the Grass” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: A “shit show” indeed! Tons of “MOST UNHINGED” contenders this week, starting with Scheana discussing the hemorrhoids she got after anal sex with…

EPISODE 7: “Ring Around the Rumor” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: Although Jasmine got points for picking Zack up from LAX, it offset the point loss she suffered for faking her acceptance of Danny’s apology. She,…

EPISODE 6: “Behind Closed Pantry Doors” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: The great thing about shows on Bravo is that our personal opinions about these people are always in flux. One little comment or interaction can…