Author: Michele

EPISODE 5: “Grapes of Wrath” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: JFC this episode… chock full of unhinged. Luke’s hall pass being The Little Mermaid? Zack with a bedside table full of Coca-Cola, Adderall, lip balm, Pop…

EPISODE 4: “The Circle of Strife” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: First and foremost… we love a self-own, and Jesse’s underwear accomplished exactly that. I won’t retraumatize all of you by discussing details of the horrible…

EPISODE 3: “The Billionaire and the Boy’s Chat” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: At the end of this episode, Michelle said something that struck me: “Jesse is by FAR worse than Jax. BY FAR.” A challenging…

EPISODE 2: “Checking In” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: In an otherwise very low-scoring episode, teams with Brittany can rejoice! Ya girl won the week and secured the matchups for every team who drafted her (before…

EPISODE 1: “Separation Anxiety” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: Wow, guys. This was quite the premiere. I’m not sure what else I could ask for. I very much enjoyed watching Jax be held accountable in literally…